seeing how today is friday, i figured i'd take a stab at the lighter side of thought and mind. the holidays are a wonderful time to get to know people, or to catch up with relatives and friends you haven't seen in a while. the following are a few 'old stand-by' conversation starters that always seem to work out for me when i'm in a jam. try these out and let me know how it goes. i guarantee great success!
1. you know, you'd really make a great cow!
2. my dog has a great sense of smell. let me show you what i mean...
3. oh my gosh, are you pregnant?
4. i'd love to see you in a cat woman costume!
5. that's where we did it...
6. the night i peed on kyle...
1. you know, you'd really make a great cow!
3 comments:
Dude nice! I'm taking notes lol.
my thanksgiving memories will never be the same.
How 'bout? Why'd you bring your mother? That's not my mother dude, that's my date.
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